The republic survived taxation, inflation, and several thousand pages of federal regulations. Now it faces spooky season.
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One wears the horror. One brews it. Both beat another beige October.
A warm Michael Myers parody sweatshirt for cold nights and colder takes. Subtle as a chainsaw in a Senate hearing.
Wear the Horror$39.99
Whole bean or ground, built for cold mornings and restless spirits. The Headless Horseman takes his black.
Brew the Rebellion$23.99Three arguments against boring shirts. No filibuster required.

The cult-classic horror punchline, now in short sleeves.

They came for your purchasing power. At least the shirt ships free.

The Headless Horseman lost his head, not his principles.
The Founders defended hearth and home. You can start with the doormat.

A 30 × 18 inch warning from the Department of Mind Your Business.

Seasonal curb appeal for anyone suspicious of both strangers and revenue agents.

Coconut cream and cardamom. Warm, grounded, and far less scary than her platform.
Lower-cost gear for the fridge, the fall rotation, or the friend who already owns too many flags.
Apparel, coffee, candles, flags, and uncommon gear for people who prefer their freedom with a little fog around it.
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